Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Redistribution of Wealth

In an email I received earlier today: Yesterday on my way to lunch at Doe's in Little Rock, AR, I passed one of the homeless guys in that area, with a sign that read "Vote Obama, I need the money." Once in the Doe's my waiter had on a "Obama 08" tee shirt. When the bill came, I decided not to tip the waiter and explained to him while he had given me exceptional service, that his tee shirt made me feel he obviously believes in Senator Obama's plan to redistribute the wealth. I told him I was going to redistribute his tip to someone that I deemed more in need--the homeless guy outside. He stood there in disbelief and angrily stormed away. I went outside, gave the homeless guy $3 and told him to thank the waiter inside, as I had decided he could use the money more. The homeless guy looked at me in disbelief but seemed grateful. As I got in my truck, I realized this rather unscientific redistribution experiment had left the homeless guy quite happy for the money he did not earn, but the waiter was pretty angry that I gave away the money he did earn. Well, I guess this redistribution of wealth is going to take a while to catch on-- with those doing the work. I can't wait to see all the Beamer peeps that are "O" lovers when they find out they gotta give their Beamers up (because they can't AFFORD them anymore!!)so that Joe Schmoe with no job can continue to live without having to get a job!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh, I LOVE you!! that's hilarious!! I live in 'Obama Country' (gags mightily...) Chicago, and I WILL use that... LM*O... ;)

Southern Girl said...

spread it wide, spread it far!! "Put it to the streets"--as nothing else seems to work.