Off the Topic

I received a free astrological reading from iVillage this morning:

...born February 5, 1981 at 7:33 am:

Section 1: How You Approach Life and How You Appear to Others

Forward-looking and progressive, you are a person who supports change, innovation, and human advancement (I'll have to throw in as long as it is not RIDICULOUS and have the potential of destroying our freedom and/or financial peace), and you are often strongly committed to a humanitarian cause or social improvement. You are extremely aware of the interconnection and interdependence of all people, and are always relating personal issues to some larger framework. You see the political or social ramifications of personal actions, and you wish to contribute something of value to the world, or at least to your community or group.

Section 2: The inner You: Your Real Motivation

You are a freedom-loving, strong-willed, and independent-minded individual, and you insist upon living your own life as you see fit, even if that means ignoring convention and tradition (or what the GOVERNMENT deems best--especially our current government leaders). In personal relationships you cannot be owned or possessed, and while you are willing to share yourself with another, you do not always adjust easily to the emotional give and take of a close relationship. Though intellectually open, you can be enormously stubborn, opinionated, and inflexible on a one-to-one level (WHO ME?!?!? Never.). You have strong convictions and feelings about fairness and equality, and you try to live by your ideals, but your ideals about how people SHOULD treat one another don't always take into account human weaknesses, differences, and needs (or what the ACLU sees as 'just'). You probably dislike sentimentality and traditional gender roles (the GUY does do my laundry!!) and "games".