Monday, January 19, 2009

Are Birds the Latest Threat?

Now, I can't decide if I need to be concerned for my own safety or the mental stability of birds...but something needs to be done.
Just days after the US Airways Jetliner was forced to make an emergency landing (because of some birds)--a helicopter for Baptist Health Center in Little Rock, Arkansas had to make an emergency landing...because of a bird.
Coincidence? Or should we start interrogating these birds (without the water board, of course)? Hmm...You never know. Al Quaeda could have found it's newest volunteer squad...GEESE.

1 comments:

Buckaroo Banzai said...

Sources say the birds have declared a fatwa on the infidels. :)